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A woman so fierce she could make a lion cry and a bear blush
She showed up to the party and the whole place went silent.
My cousin’s ex called her a laderion and got a face full of glitter.
She told the principal to shut up and left.
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A girl who could kick your ass and still make it look good
She beat me in the dance-off and then laughed at me.
He tried to flirt with her and got a slap and a death threat.
She beat up the math teacher and still passed the test.
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The type of woman who would rather fight you than kiss you
She challenged me to a duel and I lost.
He asked her out and got a punch in the gut.
She took down the whole football team and still had time for lunch.
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A woman who’s so good, she’s like a superpower in human form
She saved the day and no one even noticed.
He tried to cheat and got caught by her.
She finished the race in 10 seconds and still had time to text me.
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A girl who’s so bad, she makes your life a nightmare
She ruined my lunch and my mood.
He tried to ignore her and got a text from her mom.
She turned my best friend into her slave.