laderek

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Black guy who thinks he’s a heartthrob. Spits rhymes like they’re going out of style. One night with LaDerek and you’ll wish you had a second chance.

Bro, you’re the best I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna get you a pizza and a beer.

You’re smoother than my ex’s cousin’s pet snake.

I’m not going home until you tell me your life story.

African American man who thinks he’s a legend. Raps like he’s paid by the word. One night with LaDerek and you’ll be his next obsession.

You’re better than my mom’s ex’s brother’s cousin’s barber.

I’m gonna follow you to the store just to see what you buy.

You got more game than my dog’s got fleas.

Black dude who thinks he’s the king of love. Raps so loud the neighbors call the cops. One night with LaDerek and you’ll be his new queen.

You’re the king of the block, and I’m your loyal subject.

I’m going to follow you to the mall and buy you a dress.

You’re better than my mom’s ex’s brother’s cousin’s pet goat.