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Ladena is the wrong spelling of Ladina, and it's all because her mom was high as a kite after having her. She's white, but people think she's black. She's a pain in the ass, but she's also the best thing that ever happened to you.
Ladena is the worst, but I still love her.
She spelled her name wrong, and now I have to deal with it.
Her mom was on drugs, and that's why she's named Ladena.