Laden

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A Dutch word that means to stuff something so full it might explode. Or it could mean someone is so sad or stressed they feel like they're about to cry.
My backpack is so laden it looks like it's about to throw up.
He was so laden with guilt he couldn't even eat his lunch.
The kid was so laden with homework he had to take a nap during math.
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When you wait so long you’re about to lose your mind and start screaming at the person who’s making you wait.
I was laden waiting for my pizza and started yelling at the delivery guy.
She was laden waiting for her mom to pick her up and threw a tantrum in the school hallway.
He was laden waiting for the game to start and walked out mid-commercial.
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See bin laden. That’s the guy who makes you want to punch the wall.
I saw bin laden on the news and immediately wanted to punch my brother.
My teacher said bin laden was a terrorist and I almost threw my pencil at her.
Bin laden is why I hate math and why I eat so much pizza.
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See osama bin ladin. The guy who has been on every news show since the 2000s and still hasn’t retired.
My dad keeps talking about osama bin ladin like he’s still alive.
My teacher showed a picture of osama bin ladin and I asked why he still looks like that.
Osama bin ladin is why I have nightmares about being chased by terrorists.
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The best hide and seek player ever. He hides so well you think he’s not even there.
Laden hid behind the couch and I didn’t find him for 10 minutes.
He was so good at hide and seek I thought he had superpowers.
Laden hid in the closet and I had to check every sock.
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A giant bong that once kicked the crap out of everyone’s lungs. It’s so big it might have been made by a giant who loves tacos.
That bong was so laden it kicked my lungs out.
I took one hit from the bong and I was coughing for 10 minutes.
The Terrorist Bong was so laden it could take down an army.
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A woman who uses her body like a weapon to control the men in her life. She’s the boss and you’re just the employee.
My mom is a laden and she uses her smile to get me to do all her chores.
He was so scared of his girlfriend he didn’t even eat his dinner.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a laden and she makes him do all the laundry.
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