Ladehoff

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Poor as hell but still trying to act rich like you stole the money.

"I'm getting sushi for lunch," he said, while eating expired hot dogs out of a gas station bag.

"I'm going to the concert," she said, while wearing a sock and a shirt from 2003.

"I'm buying a new phone," he said, while showing me his broken flip phone from 2001.

You're broke but you're still trying to play king of the hill.

He said he was going to the mall, but he took a bus there and walked back.

She posted a story about eating at a fancy restaurant, but she was just eating a donut in the park.

He said he had a new car, but it was a bike he borrowed from his neighbor.

You're broke but you act like you're rolling in cash.

He said he was going to buy a new house, but he was still living in his mom's basement.

She posted a picture of her in a fancy restaurant, but she was just eating pizza from a cardboard box.

He said he had a brand new phone, but it was a broken flip phone he found in the trash.

You're broke but you think you're rich and everyone should know it.

He told everyone he had a new car, but it was just a bike he borrowed from his cousin.

She said she was going to eat at the fanciest restaurant in town, but she was just eating a bag of chips.

He said he was going to buy a new phone, but it was just a broken one from 2002.

You're broke but you're still trying to be the richest person in the block.

He said he was going to the movies, but he had to walk there and back.

She said she was eating at a fancy place, but she was just eating a sandwich from a gas station.

He said he had a new phone, but it was a broken one he found in a dumpster.

You're broke but you still think you're the king of the world.

He said he had a new car, but it was a bike he borrowed from his brother.

She said she was eating at a fancy restaurant, but she was just eating a bag of chips.

He said he had a brand new phone, but it was a broken one from the 90s.