Ladedra

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A total softie who prefers being a hermit in pajamas and can sleep through a nuclear explosion. You can bet your last sock she won't let you down.

She stayed home all day and texted me once. I called her a hermit. She texted back 'I'm a sleeping god.'

I asked her to come to the party. She said 'I'd rather die in my bed.'

She promised to keep my secret. I told her I stole a pizza. She said 'I'll keep it until I die.'

A person so kind she'll give you her last piece of pizza, but she'd rather be in bed than anywhere else. She's like a trust fund for your sanity.

She let me eat her last slice of pizza. I asked why. She said 'I'm too tired to be mad.'

She promised to keep my secret. I told her I failed math. She said 'I'll keep it until I pass.'

She stayed home while everyone else went to the concert. She said 'I'd rather sleep than sing.'

A total couch potato who would rather snore than talk and is as reliable as a promise from a kid who stole candy.

She didn't come to the party. She said 'I'm too tired to be alive.'

She kept my secret even after I told her I cheated on a test. She said 'I'll keep it until I die.'

She gave me her last piece of pizza and said 'I'll sleep through your funeral.'