Laddy Daddy

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A laddy daddy is a dad who builds retractable raft ladders so fast and so good, he could probably make a ladder out of a dead raccoon and still beat your mom at chess. If you’re stuck in the Grand Canyon and you’re swimming like a fish out of water, he’s the one who’ll save your ass with a ladder that doesn’t fall apart.
My dad said he’s a laddy daddy. I asked him what that meant. He said, 'You’ll know when you’re stuck in the Grand Canyon and you’re swimming like a fish.'
He’s the laddy daddy. I’m just the guy who fell off the raft and got stuck in the rapids.
He’s a laddy daddy. I’m just the guy who got washed down the river and ended up in a hotel lobby with a wet shirt.
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A laddy daddy is a dad who thinks he’s hot stuff, shows up at coffee shops on Saturday mornings, and treats his kids like extra credit points. He’s more interested in flirting with women than actually knowing his own kids, and he’s probably going to let them beat each other up just to get a better coffee.
My dad went to the coffee shop and said he was a laddy daddy. I asked him who he was flirting with. He said, 'That woman with the latte.'
He’s a laddy daddy. I’m just the kid who got hit by a coffee cup and didn’t even know what happened.
He thinks he’s a laddy daddy. I’m just the kid who got kicked out of the coffee shop for fighting with my brother.
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