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A laddy daddy is a dad who builds retractable raft ladders so fast and so good, he could probably make a ladder out of a dead raccoon and still beat your mom at chess. If you’re stuck in the Grand Canyon and you’re swimming like a fish out of water, he’s the one who’ll save your ass with a ladder that doesn’t fall apart.
My dad said he’s a laddy daddy. I asked him what that meant. He said, 'You’ll know when you’re stuck in the Grand Canyon and you’re swimming like a fish.'
He’s the laddy daddy. I’m just the guy who fell off the raft and got stuck in the rapids.
He’s a laddy daddy. I’m just the guy who got washed down the river and ended up in a hotel lobby with a wet shirt.