Laddy bants

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Laddy bants is when the guys talk trash and laugh like they’re kings
Bro, you think you’re tough? I’ve wrestled a goat.
You call that a meal? I eat that for breakfast.
You’re gonna cry when I beat you at fortnite.
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Laddy bants is like a boy band fight but with more swearing and less singing
You think you’re cool? I’ve seen your dog do better.
You’re a disgrace to the lads.
I’ll beat you up if you don’t shut up.
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Laddy bants is when you try to be tough but you’re just being loud
I’m the strongest man in the room! You’re just a weakling.
You’re not even real! You’re just a shadow.
I’ll beat you up if you don’t stop talking.
4
Laddy bants is like a schoolyard fight but with more insults and less crying
You’re a wimp! I could beat you with my eyes closed.
You’re just a crybaby.
You’re not even a real man!
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Laddy bants is when you try to be cool but you’re just being annoying
You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler.
You’re just a pain in the ass.
You’re not even worth my time.
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Laddy bants is like a manly version of a girl fight but with more swearing and less glitter
You’re a disgrace to the lads!
I’ll beat you up if you don’t shut up.
You’re just a weakling!
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