Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You’re so mad you can’t even think straight and all you can do is yell that someone else is being a baby.

I’m not even mad, I’m just being a baby because you’re being a baby.

You’re so butthurt you’re acting like a baby, and I’m just being a baby too, so who’s the real baby here?

2

You’re so butthurt you turn your own pain into a joke and blame everyone else for it.

I’m not butthurt, I’m just making a joke about how you’re butthurt.

You’re butthurt and you’re making me butthurt just for being funny.

I’m laughing at you being butthurt, but I’m also butthurt because you’re butthurt.

3

You’re so angry you can’t even talk properly and you try to act like someone else is the problem.

I’m not angry, I’m just saying you’re angry and you’re making me angry.

You’re so angry you can’t even talk, and you’re blaming me for being angry.

I’m not even mad, I’m just being a mad person because you’re a mad person.

4

You’re so messed up in the head you start yelling at people for being messed up in the head.

You’re so messed up in the head, you’re yelling at me for being messed up in the head.

I’m not messed up in the head, I’m just saying you’re messed up in the head.

You’re so messed up in the head you think I’m messed up in the head too.

5

You’re so broken you try to make others look broken just to feel better about yourself.

You’re broken and you think I’m broken just to feel better about being broken.

I’m not broken, I’m just pretending I’m broken because you’re broken.

You’re so broken you try to make me look broken just to feel better about yourself.

6

You’re so lost in your own mess you start yelling at others for being lost in their own mess.

I’m not lost in my own mess, I’m just saying you’re lost in your own mess.

You’re so lost in your own mess you’re trying to make me look lost in my own mess.

You’re so lost in your own mess you can’t even see me being lost in my own mess.