Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So good it makes your brain explode and your face look like a raccoon that just got hit by a truck.

This pizza is so laddle I think I’m gonna die from happiness.

That meme was so laddle I laughed so hard my neighbor called the cops.

This guy just proposed to me and I’m so laddle I might vomit glitter.

2

What you yell when you see something so good it makes your soul do a backflip and your pants fall off.

Look at that sunset, it’s so laddle I want to kiss the sky.

This dog just did a backflip in my cereal, and I screamed laddle.

My mom’s new hairdo is so laddle I want to cry tears of joy.

3

When you take your tongue and do a full-on face-fondle with your own member and then stick it in someone’s ear like they owe you money.

I laddled my best friend and he started crying.

I laddled my teacher and she gave me an A+

I laddled my dog and he ran away screaming.

4

The sound your junk makes when it slaps your pants like it’s got a grudge and is trying to get you fired.

That sound was so laddle I thought my pants were on fire.

I made a laddle noise so loud my neighbor called the police.

My junk slapped my pants and it sounded like a chicken being tortured.

5

When you spoon so hard you feel like you’re making out with a pillow and also getting a massage from the universe.

I spooned my boyfriend so hard I think I broke my spine.

I laddled my sister and she cried happy tears.

I spooned my cat and now it’s my best friend.

6

A secret language made up by people who are too lazy to speak properly and just make weird noises instead.

I spoke laddle to my dog and now he thinks I’m a wizard.

My mom and I had a whole conversation in laddle and it was amazing.

I laddled my teacher and she gave me extra credit.

7

When you hit someone with a dildo and call it a punishment instead of a gift.

I laddled my brother with a dildo and he cried like a baby.

My dad laddled me and I still have bruises.

I laddled my friend and now he’s my slave.