laddism

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A way of life for some British blokes who chug beer like it's their job and only care about football, f***ing, and loud music.

'I drank six pints and still managed to pick up a girl at the pub.'

'He missed the match because he was too busy f***ing his girlfriend in the back of a taxi.'

'They turned the music so loud the neighbours called the cops.'

A group of lads who live to drink, shag, and shout at the TV when their team loses.

'I drank so much I forgot my own name.'

'He shagged three girls in one night and still had energy to kick a stranger.'

'They shouted at the TV so loud the windows rattled.'

The lifestyle of some British lads who drink too much, think they're gods, and only care about football, f***ing, and loud music.

'He drank a whole keg by himself and still tried to flirt with the barmaid.'

'They think they're celebrities just because they know the names of the players.'

'They played music so loud the dog ran away.'

A bunch of lads who drink like it's a religion, shag like it's a sport, and live for loud music and football.

'I drank so much I puked in the gutter.'

'He shagged the barmaid and left a tip in her bra.'

'They turned the music up so loud the fridge started dancing.'

The lifestyle of some lads in Britain who drink a lot, think they're hot stuff, and only care about football, f***ing, and loud music.

'He drank so much he fell out of his chair and into a puddle.'

'He thinks he's a footballer just because he knows the score of last night's game.'

'They played music so loud the streetlights started blinking.'