Laddish Behaviour

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What happens when a bunch of lads decide to be the most annoying versions of themselves. It usually involves getting drunk, being loud, and treating women like they're the punchline to a joke.
"I'll drink you under the table," he said, then proceeded to vomit on the floor.
"I'm not a lad, I'm a legend," he said, then fell asleep on a park bench.
"You're not a woman, you're a challenge," he said, then tried to pick her up and failed.
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The kind of behaviour only a lad could pull off. It involves loud noises, bad decisions, and treating women like they're not worth the trouble.
"I'm going to beat you up," he said, then tripped over his own feet.
"I'm not scared of you," she said, then ran away when he started singing.
"I'm a man of action," he said, then sat down and started eating a sandwich.
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When lads decide to be the worst versions of themselves. It usually involves getting drunk, making a fool of themselves, and treating women like they're not even there.
"I'm going to drink you to death," he said, then passed out on the floor.
"I'm not a fool," he said, then fell into a puddle.
"I'm a legend," he said, then got kicked out of a bar.
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When a group of lads decide to be the most obnoxious they can be. It usually involves loud music, even louder laughter, and treating women like they're the enemy.
"I'm going to beat you up," he said, then got distracted by a pigeon.
"I'm not scared of you," she said, then got scared of him.
"I'm the best," he said, then fell off a chair.
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What happens when a lad gets too much confidence. It usually involves loud behaviour, terrible decisions, and treating women like they're not worth the effort.
"I'm going to drink you under the table," he said, then drank six pints.
"I'm not a loser," he said, then lost a bet and had to wear a dress.
"I'm a legend," he said, then got arrested.
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The kind of behaviour only a real lad would do. It usually involves getting drunk, being loud, and treating women like they're not worth the trouble.
"I'm going to beat you up," he said, then got distracted by a chicken.
"I'm not scared of you," she said, then got scared of him.
"I'm a legend," he said, then got kicked out of a nightclub.
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