Ladding

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Ladding is when you snap a pic of someone's crotch without them knowing. If you catch someone's crotch facing you, that's a premium lad. If you get someone's butt, that's an anal lad. If you get someone from the side, that's a sidal lad. The best ladders get zoomed in or have a big bulge.
I took a premium lad of my teacher while she was walking down the hallway.
My mate got an anal lad of the barmaid when she turned around.
I snapped a sidal lad of my friend's brother at the gym.
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A group of men who spend weekends at Beefa wearing ugly clothes and fanny packs. They think the world is just football and don’t know anything else.
My uncle’s lads went to Beefa every weekend and wore pink tracksuits.
My friend’s lads never talk about anything but football and hate women.
They all wore fanny packs and screamed at the TV during the World Cup.
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A Lads Lad is a guy who makes terrible jokes, calls women cunts, and acts like an idiot. He’s young, and he’s never going to grow up.
My mate’s a Lads Lad. He calls my sister a slag and makes stupid jokes in class.
He posted a tweet saying, ‘Women are the worst. All they do is whine.’
He got kicked out of a bar for shouting at a waiter.
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A lad is a guy who drinks a lot, yells at people, and laughs with his mates. He doesn’t care if he’s being annoying or causing trouble.
My mate went to the pub and drank 10 pints and then shouted at the barmaid.
He got into a fight at the club because he said his friend was a wally.
He called the teacher a twat and got sent to the office.
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Lad is a word used in Ireland and Scotland to mean a guy. It’s like calling someone a bloke or a fella.
My cousin in Ireland calls me a lad every time he sees me.
My friend in Scotland said, ‘You’re a proper lad, mate.’
He called me a lad when I told a joke in class.
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A lad is a guy who talks rubbish, gets drunk, and acts like a fool. He’s usually young, but even old lads are still fools.
My mate threw up after drinking 10 pints and called me a wally.
He got kicked out of the pub because he called the bouncer a twat.
He called his mum a slag and got grounded.
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Saying ‘lads on’ is like turning on a switch for being annoying. When you say ‘lads on,’ it means it’s time to be a total idiot.
I said ‘lads on’ and everyone started making stupid jokes in class.
My friend said ‘lads on’ before we started shouting at the teacher.
We said ‘lads on’ and then everyone got into a fight.
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