Laddie of the night

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A guy who sells his body for cash and laughs in your face when you pay him.
'I just saw the laddie of the night crying because his customer gave him a dollar and a bad tip.'
'He’s the laddie of the night, and he’s got more customers than a pizza place on Friday night.'
'Don’t trust the laddie of the night, he’s got a heart of gold and a wallet full of shame.'
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A man who’s too broke to buy a meal, but rich enough to buy a blow job.
'That laddie of the night just ran out of energy after a long shift.'
'He’s the laddie of the night, and he’s got a customer who thinks he’s a saint.'
'The laddie of the night didn’t even charge me because he felt bad I was wearing socks.'
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A guy who works the night shift and doesn’t care if you’re ugly or rich.
'The laddie of the night just told me he’s been working since 9 PM and he’s tired.'
'That laddie of the night is the best one I’ve ever had, he even remembered my name.'
'Don’t let the laddie of the night talk you into anything, he just wants your money.'
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A man who’s out there doing his job while you’re out there doing yours, and neither of you are happy.
'The laddie of the night just told me he got a bad tip and it hurt his feelings.'
'That laddie of the night is always grumpy, but he’s still the best in the business.'
'The laddie of the night just yelled at his customer because he didn’t like the way he looked.'
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A guy who makes money by letting people touch him, and he’s not even proud of it.
'The laddie of the night just said he’s been doing this for years and it’s getting old.'
'That laddie of the night is the most humble guy I’ve ever met, he even said thank you.'
'The laddie of the night just told me he’s getting tired of the same customers every night.'
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A man who’s willing to do anything for money, even if it means being touched by strangers.
'The laddie of the night just told me he’s been working nonstop and he’s exhausted.'
'That laddie of the night is the most dedicated guy I’ve ever met, he’s even willing to do double shifts.'
'The laddie of the night just told me he got a bad review and it really hurt him.'
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