laddie magazine

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#man-child#soft-core#beer-fueled

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A manly magazine for brainless guys who think soft porn is the same as real sex and also like cars, beer, and sports. It's like a mental breakdown on paper.
My dad reads it like it's the last meal before jail.
I found a copy under the couch. It was covered in beer and regret.
My brother cried when he saw the car ad. He thought it was a horse.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A magazine for men who don't know the difference between a woman and a hot dog. Full of fake naked people, sports, and stuff that makes you want to punch a vending machine.
My uncle says it's the only thing keeping him from divorce.
I tried to read it. Now I'm questioning my life choices.
My friend's dog reads it. He thinks it's a game show.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A magazine that makes you think you're cool, but you're really just a guy who buys gadgets and drinks beer while pretending to be a king.
I read it and now I think I can fix my car. I can't.
My dad reads it and thinks he's James Bond. He's not.
I brought it to school. The teacher threw it out. She called it a waste of paper.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A magazine for guys who think soft porn is the same as real life and also like sports, beer, and things that go vroom.
I read it and now I think I can drive a Lamborghini. I can't.
My brother reads it like it's a sacred text. It's not.
I tried to read it. Now I'm questioning my existence.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A magazine for brainless men who think they're tough and also like soft porn, cars, beer, and pretending to be tough.
My dad reads it and thinks he's a tough guy. He's not.
I read it and now I think I can lift a car. I can't.
My friend reads it and now he thinks he's a king. He's not.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A magazine for guys who think they're smart but actually just like soft porn, cars, beer, and sports.
My dad reads it and thinks he's a genius. He's not.
I read it and now I think I can beat up a robot. I can't.
My friend reads it and now he thinks he's a superhero. He's not.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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