Laddess

My sister is a laddess. She said she'd beat me up but ran when I hit her with a pillow.

That laddess called me a nerd and then cried when I beat her in math.

She said she'd be the best at video games. Then she quit when she lost.

That laddess wears socks with sandals and calls it a fashion choice.

She said she was cool. Then she walked into class wearing socks with sandals.

I asked her why she wore socks with sandals. She said it was a 'laddess thing.'

That laddess talked for ten minutes and still didn't make sense.

She said she was right. Then she kept talking even when I proved her wrong.

I asked her to stop talking. She said she was a laddess and she had to talk.

That laddess said she'd beat me at chess. Then she lost in five moves.

She said she was the best. Then she lost to my dog.

She called me weak. Then she cried when I beat her at hide and seek.

That laddess said she was tough. Then she hid under her bed when the lights went out.

She said she wasn't scared. Then she screamed when the vacuum came on.

She called me a coward. Then she ran when I turned on the lights.

That laddess said she was smart. Then she spelled 'laddess' as 'laddes' and called it a typo.

She said she knew everything. Then she asked me what 'laddess' meant.

She called me dumb. Then she spelled 'laddess' wrong on the board.