laddering

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When you skip the easy stuff and go straight for the big leagues because you're too lazy to do the basics. Like getting a college degree without actually going to college.

Man, I laddered my way through school. I didn't even study for finals.

I got credit for high school while I was still in middle school. I'm a genius.

I took college classes in high school. I'm gonna be a doctor, and you're still eating cereal for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A long, skinny ammo clip that looks like a ladder. It's for Philly thugs who like to shoot people and look cool while doing it.

That ladder he had on his gun was 30 rounds. He shot me three times before I even had time to blink.

He had a ladder clip like it was a fashion statement. I didn’t even need to run.

That ladder clip was so long, it looked like it was gonna fall over. It didn’t. I did.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

Some guy who gets you into trouble with the stars. Like a manager for celebrities who can’t even do their own math.

That laddering guy got me in trouble with the cops. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

He got me a job with a singer. I just had to wear a wig and dance badly.

He’s the reason I have no money and a lot of fame.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A 2mg Xanax. It's a rectangle, like a ladder, and it gets you high. You take it and forget your problems.

I took a ladder and forgot I had a mortgage.

That ladder hit me like a brick. I fell asleep on the couch.

I took two ladders and forgot my name. I'm still out there somewhere.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

When someone actually hits you with a metal ladder. It's not just a threat. It's real.

He hit me with a ladder so hard, I got a black eye and a new nickname.

That ladder came out of nowhere. I didn’t even see it coming.

He hit me with a ladder, and now I hate Mondays.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

Whatever pops into your head first. Usually it's something stupid like food, sex, or something that will make you forget your problems.

I laddered and immediately went to get a burger and a drink.

Laddering hit me like a wave. I went to the club and didn’t come back until morning.

I laddered and decided to take a nap. I forgot about my life.

by Slangipedia 16h ago

Stairs that are so skinny, they look like they're gonna break. You walk on them and hope you don’t fall.

Those ladders were so skinny, I walked like a baby deer trying not to fall.

I fell down the ladder stairs. I hit the floor and it hurt.

I walked up the ladder stairs and got a blister on my foot. I deserved it.

by Slangipedia 16h ago