laddered

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The first crazy idea that pops into your brain when you're high, wasted, or just tired of your life. It's usually about sex, drugs, or something that will make you forget your problems.
Yo, I just had a laddered. I'm going to smoke a blunt, drink a whole bottle of vodka, and then take a Xanax.
I woke up with a laddered. I'm going to eat six pancakes, drink coffee, and then text my ex.
Laddered? Bro, that's just a fancy way of saying 'I'm going to do something stupid.'
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A long, skinny ammo clip that looks like a ladder. Philly's got the best ones. You can fire like a madman for minutes.
Dude got a laddered. He shot 30 rounds at my cousin. He's dead now.
That guy had a laddered. He looked like a robot with a gun.
I saw a laddered and I was like, 'That's not a clip, that's a weapon.'
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A guy who signs you up for fame, but he's the worst. He'll take your money and then forget about you.
That talent agent is a laddered. He signed me and then left me in the streets.
I had a laddered. He took my money and then said I was too ugly.
My laddered said I was a 'has-been' and then left me in the rain.
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A 2mg Xanax. It's like a ladder with rungs. You pop one and you're floating like a cloud.
I took a laddered and I felt like I was flying.
That laddered hit me like a brick. I was on the floor.
I had a laddered and I texted my mom like five times.
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When someone hits you with a steel ladder. It's like being hit with a flaming sword made of metal.
That guy hit me with a laddered. I was on the floor for 10 minutes.
I got a laddered and I was like, 'I'm going to die today.'
My friend got a laddered and he ran out of the room like a coward.
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Skinny stairs that look like they're going to fall apart. You climb them and you feel like you're in a horror movie.
That laddered looked like it was going to collapse. I almost fell.
I walked up a laddered and my leg was screaming.
I had to climb a laddered and I was like, 'I'm going to die up here.'
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A tool, but way worse. They're like a ladder with wheels and extendables. They're the worst kind of tool.
That guy is a laddered. He's like a ladder with wheels and a face.
I had a laddered for a friend. He's a tool with wheels.
That laddered is like a ladder that can do everything and still fail.
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