Ladder Typing

When someone sends each word like they're on a mission from God and the other person is a terrorist.

It’s like they’re typing with a middle finger and a broken keyboard.

They send every word like it’s the last message before the apocalypse.

They type like they’re being watched by a judge and they’re on trial.

It’s like they’re typing with a broken brain and a full bladder.

They send each word like they’re doing a dance and the other person is the audience.