ladder theory

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A stupid idea that says men and women can't be friends unless the guy is gay, has no guts, or has a hotter woman on his mind.

My ex said we couldn't be friends because I was 'too hung up on my ex's hotter sister.'

He tried to be my friend just so he could flirt with my best friend.

He said I was 'too pretty' to be his friend, so I threw a pizza at him.

A loser's excuse for not getting laid, turned into a full-blown religion by guys who think they're the chosen ones.

He posted a rant about how 'all women are bimbos who just want attention.'

He cried in the DMs because he got rejected by his crush.

He told his mom he was 'just being nice' to his crush, but he was really just being pathetic.

A bunch of whiny guys who think women owe them sex because they're 'so nice.' They're wrong, and they know it, but they won't shut up about it.

He asked me out after I helped him with his math homework, then called me 'boring.'

He texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me he was 'just being kind.'

He told me all women were 'shallow bimbos' who 'only care about money.'