Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who climbs the corporate ladder by giving their boss a good time in exchange for a promotion.

My boss said I got a raise because I’m the best office flirt.

I got a new title because I know how to please my boss in the elevator.

They gave me a corner office because I know how to make my boss happy.

2

A person who farts their way up the corporate ladder by doing favors for their boss.

I got a raise because I let my boss eat my lunch.

They promoted me because I knew their coffee order by heart.

I got a new job title because I let my boss use my desk.

3

A person who uses their body to move up the corporate ladder like it’s a game of Twister.

I got a promotion because I stood on my head for my boss.

They gave me a raise because I did a dance in the meeting room.

I got a new title because I wore a swimsuit to the office.

4

A person who gives their boss a good time just to get ahead in the office.

I got a new job because I let my boss eat my pizza.

They promoted me because I gave my boss a back massage.

I got a raise because I let my boss use my phone.

5

A person who takes their boss out for coffee and ends up with a promotion.

I got a raise because I took my boss to the bakery.

They gave me a new title because I let my boss eat my donut.

I got a promotion because I let my boss sit in my chair.

6

A person who gets promoted by letting their boss take advantage of them in the office.

I got a new title because I let my boss use my desk.

They gave me a raise because I let my boss eat my lunch.

I got a promotion because I let my boss take my spot in the meeting.