ladder of humiliation

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Diss is like the weakest form of bullying. It’s when you make fun of someone, but it doesn’t even hurt. It’s like when you say 'you're funny' and they reply with 'you're funny looking.' It’s just sad.
'You're funny!' 'You're funny looking!'
'You're a clown!' 'You're a clown with no pants!'
'You're a loser!' 'You're a loser who can't even lose properly!'
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Face is when you embarrass someone, but it’s not that bad. It's like when you say something that makes them look silly, but it's not enough to make them cry. It's from the 70s, and it's just a fancy way of being a little mean.
'You look like a chicken!'
'You failed math!'
'You're wearing socks with sandals!'
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Toast is when you prove someone wrong, and it feels good. You do a little finger wave, and you're like 'I just toasted your brain.' It's not too bad, but it's still a win.
'Steven Spielberg directed Star Wars!' 'No, George Lucas did!'
'You said I'd lose the game!' 'You just got toasted!'
'You're wrong!' 'You're toast!'
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Roast is when you're meaner than toast. It's like you're roasting someone over a fire, and you're doing it with both hands. You're like 'You're so bad, I'm going to roast your face off.'
'You're a total disaster!' 'You're a disaster who can't even be a disaster properly!'
'You failed again!' 'You're roasted!'
'You're the worst!' 'You're the worst of the worst!'
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Smoke is when you beat someone so bad, it’s like they’re smoking from the inside. It’s when you get a higher score or kill someone in a game, and you’re like 'I smoked your ass!'
'I got a 100 on the test!' 'You smoked my brain!'
'I killed you in the game!' 'You're smoking from the inside!'
'I beat you in the race!' 'You're smoking from the back!'
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Own is when you totally beat someone. It’s like in a video game, you get owned, and you’re like 'I just kicked your ass.' It’s when you beat them so bad, they can’t even talk.
'I beat you in Halo!' 'You're owned!'
'I got a better score than you!' 'You're owned!'
'I beat you in the game!' 'You're owned!'
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Pwn is like own, but even better. It’s when you beat someone so bad, it’s like you pwned them. It’s like you threw a grenade, and it exploded, and it killed you and everyone else. It’s hardcore.
'I threw a grenade and it killed you!' 'You're pwned!'
'I beat you in the game!' 'You're pwned!'
'I got a higher score than you!' 'You're pwned!'
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Pizzowned is when you totally beat someone, and it’s so bad, they’re like 'I’m pizzowned!' It’s when the Boston Red Sox beat the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS, and it was so bad, the Yankees were pizzowned.
'The Red Sox beat the Yankees!' 'They're pizzowned!'
'I beat you in the game!' 'You're pizzowned!'
'I got a better score than you!' 'You're pizzowned!'
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