Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy wants the girl to climb up his junk like it's a jungle gym

He said, 'Climb my ladder or I'll never stop teasing you.'

She laughed and said, 'You're just trying to make me blush.'

He texted her, 'I'm not getting out of bed until you do this.'

2

A guy trying to get a girl to go up his leg like it's a slide

He said, 'I'll let you ride my ladder all the way to class.'

She replied, 'Only if you stop making fun of my math test.'

He DM'd her, 'I'm the strongest guy in school. You can trust me.'

3

When a guy is so desperate he makes the girl climb his junk like it's a hill

He said, 'If you don't climb my ladder, I'll never talk to you again.'

She said, 'You're acting like I'm the only girl in the whole school.'

He texted, 'I'll even let you sit on my face if you want.'

4

A guy trying to get the girl to go up his leg like it's a rollercoaster

He said, 'Climb my ladder and I'll give you a sticker.'

She said, 'I'd rather take the stairs.'

He DM'd, 'You're the only one who can handle my ladder.'

5

When a guy wants the girl to climb his junk like it's a ladder to the top of the world

He said, 'If you climb my ladder, I'll let you skip homework.'

She said, 'Only if you stop making fun of my lunch.'

He texted, 'This is the most important thing in my life.'

6

A guy trying to get the girl to go up his leg like it's a jungle gym in a jungle

He said, 'Climb my ladder and I'll let you be my partner in crime.'

She said, 'Only if you stop teasing me in math class.'

He DM'd, 'I'm not asking. I'm demanding.'