Ladder Lust

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When a woman (or man) is more excited about climbing up the office ladder than having a real life or a decent relationship. They’d rather kiss a spreadsheet than a person.

'I’d rather be promoted than married. My boss is my soulmate.'

'That guy proposed? Pfft. I’m going to be CEO by next year.'

'If I don’t get that promotion, I’m going to quit and die.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who would rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date. They think climbing the corporate ladder is the only way to be respected.

'I’d rather be stuck in a Zoom call than at a party.'

'My dream is to be the boss. My life is my job.'

'If I don’t get that promotion, I’m going to cry in the breakroom.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Someone who thinks being rich and powerful is the only way to be cool. They’d rather kiss the CEO’s ring than their own significant other.

'I’d rather marry the company than my boyfriend.'

'My dream is to be the boss. My life is my job.'

'If I don’t get that promotion, I’m going to quit and cry.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who thinks climbing up the office ladder is more important than having a real life. They’d rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date.

'I’d rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date.'

'I’d rather be promoted than married.'

'If I don’t get that promotion, I’m going to cry in the breakroom.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who’s so obsessed with getting promoted that they’d rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date. They think the only way to be cool is to be rich and powerful.

'I’d rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date.'

'I’d rather kiss the CEO than my own significant other.'

'If I don’t get that promotion, I’m going to quit and cry.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When someone is more excited about being rich and powerful than having a real life. They’d rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date.

'I’d rather be stuck in a meeting than on a date.'

'I’d rather be promoted than married.'

'If I don’t get that promotion, I’m going to cry in the breakroom.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago