ladder face

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A 14-year-old white girl with a new nose who ran her face into a ladder because she was an idiot and forgot how to think.
She tried to grab the ladder and face-planted it like it was her ex.
She was so distracted by her new nose, she didn’t see the ladder coming.
She was texting her mom about the nose job when she bonked the ladder.
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A brain-dead white girl with a fresh nose who smacked her face into a ladder because she was too dumb to notice it.
She tried to look cool and ended up looking like a pancake.
She was too busy staring at her nose to see the ladder.
She walked into the ladder like it was a surprise party.
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A white girl who got a nose job and then ran her face into a ladder because she was too stupid to realize it was there.
She was so proud of her nose, she didn’t notice the ladder until it hit her.
She ran into the ladder like it was her new nose.
She thought the ladder was a mirror and face-planted it.
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