Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who bangs your mom so much she’s sore and tired and wishes she was dead.

My dad is a ladd. He bangs my mom 4 times a day.

Your brother is a ladd. He’s been bangin’ your mom since 2010.

That guy at the park is a ladd. He’s been bangin’ my mom since Tuesday.

2

When you rub your doodie and imagine it’s your girlfriend.

I was laddin’ in my bathroom at 3 AM.

He was laddin’ in the car while his mom was driving.

She was laddin’ in the kitchen like it was her own personal party.

3

A yellow, smelly, fat, lazy, stupid, white boy who lets black guys blow him for snacks and cash.

That guy at the mall is a ladd. He eats 5 hot dogs and lets 3 guys blow him.

My cousin is a ladd. He’s got a job where he gets blowjobs and candy.

That guy at the restaurant is a ladd. He’s been getting blowjobs since 2018.

4

A fag who loves getting butt fucked in the ring hole and doesn’t care if it hurts.

He’s a ladd. He got butt fucked in the ring hole and screamed like a baby.

That guy at the gym is a ladd. He got butt fucked and didn’t even flinch.

My brother is a ladd. He got butt fucked and still went to school.

5

A bunch of people who talk about memes, arguments, and nonsense on Facebook like it’s a real job.

My friends are a ladd. They spend 4 hours arguing about memes.

That group on Facebook is a ladd. They talk about memes and politics all day.

My mom is a ladd. She spends 3 hours a day talking about memes.

6

A pale, stupid, bald, bird-like guy who eats bird seed and grissom like it’s a real meal.

That guy at the park is a ladd. He eats bird seed and grissom like it’s a real meal.

My uncle is a ladd. He eats bird seed and grissom and talks to birds.

That guy at the grocery store is a ladd. He eats bird seed and grissom like it’s a real food.

7

A hot girl who you want to bang and maybe marry one day.

That girl at the mall is a ladd. She’s hot and I want to bang her.

My sister is a ladd. She’s hot and I want to marry her.

That girl at the party is a ladd. She’s hot and I want to bang her and marry her.