Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a group of lads who talk trash and send messages like they're fighting in a cage match

Bro, you just called my mum a fat flamingo

I’m gonna take a dump on your homework

Your maths teacher’s a disgrace and I’m gonna prove it

2

when lads message each other like they're the only ones who matter and everyone else is dead

I’m the king of this school and you’re just a peasant

You died in 2018 and I’ve been ruling since

Your face is a crime and I’m the detective who solved it

3

lads sending messages like they're in a war and the only way to win is by making the other guy cry

You’re gonna cry before lunch

I’ve got more friends than your entire family

Your face is so ugly, it’s a punishment

4

a group of lads who message each other like they're the best friends in the world and the other guy is a total loser

You’re the worst friend ever

I’m the best and you’re just a shadow

Your lunch is gross and I’m gonna eat it

5

when lads message each other like they're the only ones who know the real secrets and everyone else is clueless

Only me and my bro know the truth

You’re a nobody and I’m a legend

Your life is a joke and I’m the punchline

6

a group of lads who message each other like they're the most important people in the universe and no one else matters

I’m the most important person ever

You’re just a background character

Your face is a disgrace and I’m the hero who saves the day