Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a feral man-creature who throws his pants at strangers and yells about pizza at 3 a. m.

"I saw this ladbox screaming at a vending machine like it owed him money."

"He tried to wrestle a hot dog out of my hands during a subway ride."

"This guy wore a chicken suit to a bar fight and called it a business strategy."

2

a human tornado who thinks spitting on people is a form of poetry and also a career move.

"He spit on my coffee and said it was a compliment."

"This ladbox tried to propose to a traffic light."

"He yelled ‘I’m a king’ while walking into a wall."

3

a person who does not know the difference between a sandwich and a destiny and thinks everyone should be shouting.

"He told me my hair was a war crime and offered me a coupon."

"This ladbox tried to start a band with three cats and a microwave."

"He screamed ‘I’m a god’ in a grocery store and got kicked out."

4

a walking disaster who thinks his opinions are laws and his existence is a miracle.

"He told the barista she was a ‘disgrace to coffee’ and took her job."

"This ladbox tried to fight a mailbox and won."

"He ate a whole pizza in one bite and called it a performance."

5

a human who believes he’s a superhero and also a breakfast cereal and also a curse.

"He jumped in front of a bus to save a pigeon and got a ticket."

"This ladbox tried to ride a skateboard up a wall and fell into a dumpster."

"He told a cop he was ‘on a mission’ and then ran away crying."

6

a guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters and everyone else is just a background character.

"He yelled at the sky for 10 minutes about his ‘unfair life.’"

"This ladbox tried to buy the moon with monopoly money."

"He walked into a lake and said ‘I’m a god’ and then came out wet."