LADBA

My dad sat on the couch and I screamed, 'LADBA!' because his butt was like a hill.

At school lunch, my friend said, 'Your dad’s butt is so big, it’s got its own ZIP code.'

My brother called my dad a 'butt legend' and we all laughed until we cried.

At the mall, my dad’s butt was so big, the shopping cart fell over laughing.

My uncle’s butt was so huge, my cousin said it had a heartbeat.

During family dinner, my dad’s butt was so big, it blocked the whole table.

My dad walked in wearing pants that were too tight, and I laughed so hard, I dropped my cereal.

My cousin’s dad sat down and I nearly choked on my soda from laughing so much.

At the park, my dad’s butt was so big, I couldn’t stop laughing and had to leave.

My dad walked into the room, and my brother said, 'That’s the biggest butt I’ve ever seen!'

At the movie theater, my dad’s butt was so big, it took up three seats.

My dad sat down at the dinner table and my mom said, 'That’s the biggest butt I’ve ever seen in my life!'

My dad walked into the house, and I laughed so hard, my dog started laughing too.

At the beach, my dad’s butt was so big, the waves stopped to laugh at it.

My cousin’s dad sat on the chair, and I laughed so much, my phone fell out of my hand.

My dad walked into the kitchen, and my sister said, 'That butt is like a mountain!'

At the grocery store, my dad’s butt was so big, it blocked the entire aisle.

My dad sat on the bench, and my mom said, 'That butt is like a whole new person.'