ladaynian

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A guy who looks good but acts like a jerk just to seem cool. He's short when he's young but grows into a tall pain in the butt. He's a goofy mess who loves you to death, even if he yells at you.
He called me a f***ing idiot for tripping over a couch but still brought me pizza.
He stood on a chair to yell at the mailman but hugged me when I cried.
He said I was a waste of space but still paid my rent when I missed a few days.
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A guy who looks good but acts like he's got a stick up his a***. He was tiny when he was young but now he towers over everyone. He's a clown who'll do anything for the people he loves, even if he's being a f***ing idiot.
He screamed at me for burning his toast but still bought me ice cream.
He pretended not to know me in class but texted me every day.
He insulted my mom but still showed up to my birthday party with cake.
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A good-looking guy who acts like he's the king of the world. He was short when he was young but now he's a tall pain in the a***. He's a goofy mess who'll do anything for the people he loves, even if he yells at them.
He said I was a disgrace but still gave me a raise when I failed.
He called me a f***ing loser but still paid for my lunch.
He acted like he didn't know me but showed up to my party with a cake.
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