LaDaymion

I saw LaDaymion at the store and I immediately forgot I was stuck in traffic.

My dog died and LaDaymion showed up with pizza and a joke. I cried happy tears.

I was about to fail my math test when LaDaymion texted me the answers. I got an A.

My ex broke up with me, but LaDaymion showed up with a burger and a laugh. I forgot my ex even existed.

I got fired, but LaDaymion texted me a meme and said I’d get a better job. I believed him.

I had a bad hair day, but LaDaymion told me I looked like a rock star. I believed him.

LaDaymion told a joke and I laughed so hard I peed my pants in public. I died.

I was crying over my break-up, and LaDaymion made me laugh until I forgot my sadness.

LaDaymion told me a joke about my mom and I laughed so hard I got kicked out of class.

I was wearing socks to bed, and LaDaymion told me I looked like a king. I believed him.

My whole life was a mess, but LaDaymion made me feel like I could take over the world.

I was stuck in a boring class, but LaDaymion walked in and made me feel like I was on top of the world.

I failed my math test, but LaDaymion told me I was the best. I believed him.

I got kicked out of class, but LaDaymion said I was a legend. I believed him.

I was wearing my pajamas to school, but LaDaymion said I looked like a superhero. I believed him.

I had no money, but LaDaymion gave me a burger and said I was rich. I believed him.

I had no friends, but LaDaymion showed up and said I was the best. I believed him.

I had no hope, but LaDaymion gave me a joke and said I was going to be great.