Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a man who chases tail like it's the last pizza slice at the buffet.

He ran after that girl like she was the last taco at midnight.

I saw him beg for a kiss in the hallway like a dog wanting a treat.

He texted her 20 times in one day just to say 'hi.'

2

a dude who thinks he's the main character in the story of getting laid.

He posted a selfie with a girl and captioned it 'main character energy.'

He claimed he was the reason the whole party happened.

He told everyone he was the 'chosen one' of the night.

3

a guy who would give his left nut to get some action.

He offered his favorite sock to a girl just to get a hug.

He said he'd take a bullet if it meant getting laid.

He traded his lunch money for a kiss.

4

a man who sees every girl as a new challenge to beat.

He tried to out-dance the entire group just to impress a girl.

He bet his favorite video game that he could get her number.

He challenged a guy to a rap battle just to get closer to her.

5

a man who would rather fight a dragon than sit alone on a Saturday.

He started a food fight just to get a girl to laugh.

He pulled a prank on the whole school just to get noticed.

He challenged a teacher to a arm-wrestling match for no reason.

6

a man who has no shame and would do anything to get some attention.

He stripped down to his underwear in the middle of class.

He cried in front of the whole school just to get a hug.

He texted every girl in the school at 2 a. m.