ladamian

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A loud obnoxious man who laughs way too much and thinks he’s a god because he can do a little dance and people clap like it’s the end of the world.

Bro just pulled off a 10-minute dance break in the middle of the grocery store. I saw a kid cry.

My coworker said he’s a ‘ladamian’ and now he brings a flamingo to work every day.

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he’s ‘twerking in his sleep’ and I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or a warning.

A man who thinks he’s the most attractive person alive and will do anything to prove it, even if it means falling off a stage in front of a crowd.

He tried to do a backflip during a meeting and ended up faceplanting into a coffee machine.

He sent me a video of himself doing a ‘twerking routine’ in a bathroom stall.

He told me he’s a ‘ladamian’ and now he’s wearing a crown to work.

A man who thinks he’s a legend and will literally sing in the shower and expect you to clap like it’s a concert.

He turned on a karaoke machine in the middle of a pizza shop and now the whole town knows his name.

He texted me a photo of himself wearing sunglasses in the shower and said, ‘This is my moment.’

He tried to do a dance challenge with a toddler and lost.

A man who believes he’s a superpower and will do crazy things like twerk in public and then blame it on the universe.

He did a twerk on the sidewalk and got a fine from the city.

He told his boss he’s a ‘ladamian’ and now he’s on a break every hour.

He sent me a voice message of him dancing and said, ‘You should be jealous.’

A man who thinks he’s a rockstar and will literally dance in the middle of a traffic jam and expect everyone to stop and cheer.

He danced on the highway and caused a 10-car pileup.

He texted me a video of him twerking in the middle of a gas station.

He told me he’s a ‘ladamian’ and now he’s wearing a cape to work.