ladaevion

My cousin is a ladaevion. He eats pizza and forgets to brush his teeth.

The guy in the gym who smells like a trash can and has teeth like a monster.

I saw a ladaevion in the hallway. He looked like he had never washed his face in his life.

That kid at lunch is a ladaevion. He talked to his food and it ran away.

My brother is a ladaevion. He has a mouth that smells like a rotten banana.

The guy who sat next to me on the bus is a ladaevion. He had food stuck in his teeth like a monster's trap.