Ladabout

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A guy who thinks going to a club is the same as doing his job. He parties like it's his last day on Earth and forgets about life when the weekend hits.
Hey man, I saw you at the club last night. You looked like you were trying to get a job at the bar.
You’re a ladabout. You’re not a man, you’re a weekend.
I told my boss I was sick. I’m not. I’m out partying with a ladabout.
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A guy who acts like he’s got money when he clearly doesn’t. He spends all his cash on drinks and women and thinks he’s the king of the night.
I saw him at the bar. He ordered 10 shots and didn’t even pay for them.
He said he was going to a club. I told him he didn’t have money for a taxi.
He bought the whole table a round. I swear he’s broke.
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A guy who thinks a weekday is just a fancy weekend. He parties like it’s Friday, even if it’s Tuesday. He’s always out and never in.
He came to work on Monday with a hangover. I asked him why he was here. He said he was still on Friday.
He’s out every night. I swear he lives at the bar.
He told me he didn’t need a weekend. He’s got a night job.
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