Lad time

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When an old man does something so dumb or says something so idiotic that the young kids laugh at him and call him a total 'Lad' for being a complete waste of space.
'I still think the moon landing was fake, son.', said by a 72-year-old man at a football match.
'I used to have a beard, back in the day.', said by a bald man in a bar.
'I still know how to use a VHS player.', said by a man who doesn't know how to use a phone.
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When a guy tries to fall asleep by pulling on his pants like it's a wrestling match, hoping it will knock him out.
'I'm gonna pull my pants until I fall asleep.', said by a man at 2 AM.
'Why is my leg still twitching? I pulled my pants 10 times.', said by a guy who still hasn't fallen asleep.
'I pulled my pants so hard I woke my wife up.', said by a man who's just gonna stay up all night.
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