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A bunch of lads who think they're tough but they’re just soft inside and too dumb to know it
Lad gav at the pub. They all shouted 'I’ll fight you!' then ran when I walked in.
They tried to be cool by swearing at the barmaid. She just laughed and gave them free pints.
They all said they’d ‘take on the world’ then got scared when the toilet paper ran out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of lads who act like they're the kings of the street but they're just a bunch of farts in a car park
They tried to impress girls by shouting at each other. All they did was make a mess of the pizza.
They thought they were tough. Then a pigeon flew at them and they all screamed.
They said they’d ‘take on the whole town’ then got lost on the way to the shop.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of lads who are loud, dumb, and think they're cool but they're not
They all shouted ‘we’re the best’ then fell off a chair when they tried to dance.
They tried to be tough by swearing at a kid. The kid just walked away and told his mum.
They all said they’d ‘take on the world’ then got stuck in a lift with a cat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of lads who think they're the toughest guys in the world but they're just a bunch of chickens
They all yelled ‘we’re the toughest’ then ran when a dog barked at them.
They tried to fight a guy. He just gave them a biscuit and walked away.
They said they’d ‘take on the world’ then got scared when the lights went out.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of lads who act like they're big bad men but they're just a bunch of little boys
They all shouted ‘we’re the best’ then cried when they fell off a table.
They tried to be tough by swearing at a teacher. The teacher just gave them extra homework.
They said they’d ‘take on the world’ then got lost in the school hallway.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A group of lads who think they’re cool but they’re just a bunch of loud farts
They all yelled ‘we’re the best’ then fell over when they tried to do a dance.
They tried to impress girls by swearing at the barmaid. She just gave them free drinks.
They said they’d ‘take on the world’ then got stuck in a lift with a pigeon.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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