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A grumpy old man who acts like a teen because he’s wearing a stupid shirt, tiny shorts, and a hat that looks like it’s been stolen from a clown. He probably smells like old socks and regret.
"I look like a sailor, not a corpse," he said while trying to balance on a golf cart.
He wore his shorts so short, you could see his belly button and his soul.
He tried to sail his boat, but it just sank because he forgot how to float.