lad bag

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A huge paper bag you make little boys stand in while you feel them up in a bathroom stall so nobody sees their squishy little feet.
I put the kid in the lad bag and gave him a wedgie for good measure.
That boy was in the lad bag so long he forgot how to walk.
He was in the lad bag and I was like, 'You’re gonna be my new best friend.'
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A bag a lad wears like a fanny pack but it’s just a bag slung across his chest. Usually has a phone in it blasting music so loud it could wake the dead.
He had his phone on full blast in the lad bag and I had to cover my ears.
That lad bag was louder than my ex’s screaming at the grocery store.
The lad bag was so loud, I thought the ceiling was gonna fall.
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A paper bag you put someone in while you stuff them in a bathroom stall and rip their clothes off so people passing by don’t see their feet or their face.
I put the guy in the lad bag and told him he was gonna be my new best friend.
That bag was so big, I could’ve put a whole family in it.
He was in the lad bag and I was like, 'This is gonna be fun.'
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