Lacye

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#hoop queen#Portland legend#Alaskan transplant

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The bestest girlfriend ever. She’s got the energy of a thousand caffeine highs and the hips of a hoop-dancing lunatic. She’ll make you look like a stiff neck at a hooper convention.
She texted me: 'I hoop so hard, I might need a new pair of pants.'
She DM’d me: 'You’re like a man who forgot how to dance.'
She tweeted: 'I hoop so much, my neighbors think I’m doing a spiritual ritual.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A girlfriend who’s got more attitude than a broken toaster. She’s from Alaska but lives in Portland like it’s her revenge against the cold.
She said: 'I hoop so much, my hula hoop has a better social life than I do.'
She texted me: 'You’re like a man who can’t handle my energy.'
She posted: 'Alaska taught me how to survive. Portland taught me how to hoop.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A girlfriend who’s got the body of a goddess and the hips of a hula hoop. She’s got more sex appeal than a neon sign in a strip club.
She told me: 'I hoop so hard, I might need a new pair of hips.'
She DM’d: 'You’re like a man who can’t handle my moves.'
She tweeted: 'I hoop so much, my hoop might get a better job than I do.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The best girlfriend in the whole wide world. She’s got more spunk than a pop tart and the hips of a hoop-dancing lunatic.
She said: 'I hoop so much, my hoop might get a raise before I do.'
She texted me: 'You’re like a man who forgot how to dance.'
She posted: 'I hoop so hard, my neighbors think I’m doing a spiritual ritual.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Your girlfriend who’s got more energy than a caffeine junkie and the hips of a hoop-dancing superhero.
She said: 'I hoop so much, I might need a new pair of pants.'
She texted me: 'You’re like a man who can’t handle my moves.'
She posted: 'I hoop so hard, my hoop might get a better job than I do.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A girlfriend who’s got the sex appeal of a neon sign and the hips of a hoop-dancing lunatic. She’ll make you look like a stiff neck at a hooper convention.
She DM’d me: 'I hoop so much, my hoop might get a raise before I do.'
She texted: 'You’re like a man who forgot how to dance.'
She posted: 'I hoop so hard, my neighbors think I’m doing a spiritual ritual.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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