lacunar amnesia

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A fancy way of saying you forgot something important because you were too busy being a drunk idiot. It’s like your brain decided to take a nap during the most important part of the party.

I woke up married to a stranger and my ex is still texting me.

My dog knows more about my night than I do.

I don’t remember the first half of my college degree.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

When your brain goes missing for a little bit, usually when you’re too wasted to care. It’s perfect for hiding bad decisions and bad relationships.

I don’t remember proposing. I just remember the hangover.

I woke up in a different city. My wallet is gone.

I don’t remember my own birthday. That’s a tragedy.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

It’s when you forget a single event, usually because your brain was too busy partying. Great for hiding your stupidity and your bad life choices.

I don’t remember my wedding. I remember the divorce.

I woke up with a tattoo and a credit card debt.

I don’t remember my own kid’s name. That’s a sin.

by Slangipedia 17h ago