lacuna coil

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A band from Italy that started in 1996. They got their name from a stupid Latin phrase meaning 'empty spiral' because they were too dumb to pick something cooler.
My cousin said they're better than Evanescence. I told him he’s a f***ing moron.
I tried to join their fan club. They sent me a survey about my life choices.
My mom thinks they’re the best band ever. She’s f***ing crazy.
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This Italian band gets called a poser band by f***ing nerds who think they’re too popular. They’re not fake. They just don’t care about your petty underground drama.
My friend said they’re posers. I told him to shut up and listen to their music.
I saw a guy throw a tantrum at a Lacuna Coil concert. He was f***ing ridiculous.
My brother tried to convince me they’re fake. I told him to go f*** himself.
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This band from Italy is gothic metal and awesome, but most of their lyrics are in f***ing English. Their singer has a cool voice, but sometimes they f*** things up with too much keyboarding.
I tried to learn their song 'Heavens A Lie.' I f***ed it up.
My sister loves their music. She thinks they’re the best band in the world.
I saw them on MTV2 once. It was f***ing cool.
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This Italian band has two singers. One is hot and sounds like a ghost. The other guy is sometimes hated but makes the songs way better.
My friend thinks Andrea Ferro is annoying. I told him to shut up and listen to the music.
Cristina Scabbia is f***ing hot. Everyone knows that.
They opened for P. O. D. I was f***ing impressed.
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This Italian band changed names like f***ing fools. They started as Sleep of Right, then Ethereal, and finally settled on Lacuna Coil because they were too dumb to think of something better.
I tried to remember all their old names. I f***ed it up.
They’re like a band who can’t decide what they want to be.
They’re f***ing awesome, but their name changes are ridiculous.
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