Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big empty spot, like a hole in your brain after you eat a whole pizza and watch 10 hours of bad TV.

I left my homework in the lacuna of my backpack.

My brain is a lacuna after my third soda.

That gap between my last class and lunch is a lacuna of pure chaos.

2

A missing piece, like your missing sock after a washing machine meltdown.

My life is a lacuna of bad decisions.

That lost friend was a big lacuna in my life.

My dreams were a lacuna after I stayed up until 3 a. m.

3

A stolen copy, like your lunch money taken by a bully with a grudge.

This bootleg Lacuna is like my lunch stolen by my crush.

This fake Lacuna is a rip-off of the real one.

They took my Lacuna and called it a remix.

4

A cool metal band that sounds like your mom’s old mixtape, but way better.

Lacuna Coil is the metal version of your mom’s mixtape.

Cristina Scabbia screams like my dog at 3 a. m.

That band is so good, I cried in math class.

5

A band from Italy that started as a goofy name and ended up being awesome.

They changed their name from Sleep of Right to Lacuna Coil because their old name was weird.

They became a big band even though they started with a funny name.

They went from no one to everyone in like 20 years.

6

A metal band that doesn’t care if you hate them, because they are awesome.

They are a band, and I am their biggest fan.

They don’t care if you hate them, they just keep rocking.

That band is so good, even your dad likes them.

7

A metal band that won’t let you call them a poser, because they are cool.

That person called them a poser, and I told them to shut up.

They are not a poser, they are the real deal.

They are cool, and I am not going to let anyone say otherwise.