Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When white goo is slathered on a sandwich like it owes money

My mom put so much Lacumm on my sandwich I could have a picnic on it.

That sandwich looked like it had a milk bath before I ate it.

I tried to eat it and it fought back.

2

When you spread creamy cheese like you're trying to make the bread cry

I spread Lacumm so thick my bread looked like it had a sob story.

That cheese was like a crying baby on my sandwich.

I took one bite and my bread started sobbing.

3

When you drown your sandwich in white goo like it's a crime scene

That sandwich was a crime scene with a cheese explosion.

I bit into it and it looked like a crime had happened.

That goo was like a murder mystery on my plate.

4

When you use white creamy stuff like it’s your last resort

I had no hope left, so I used Lacumm like it was my final prayer.

That sandwich was the last ditch effort of my hunger.

I threw cream on my sandwich like it was a last-minute miracle.

5

When you smear white goo on a sandwich like it’s a punishment

That sandwich looked like it was a punishment from the cheese gods.

I had to eat it like I was in jail.

That goo was like a prison sentence on my bread.

6

When you dump creamy stuff on a sandwich like you're trying to make it a mess

I dumped Lacumm on my sandwich like it was a mess parade.

That sandwich was a mess, and I loved it.

I turned my sandwich into a gooey disaster.