Lacula

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A person who loves milk so much they'll haunt you like a ghost if you're nursing. They'll even bother your friends and boyfriends just to get their jollies.

My coworker texted me at 2 a. m. asking if my kid was still leaking.

My best friend's boyfriend came to my house to 'see the show.'

My neighbor screamed through my wall about 'the holy lactation.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're like a mad dog after a bone. If you're nursing, they'll bug you until you're ready to throw your kid out the window.

My boss asked me if my kid was leaking during a meeting.

My boyfriend's sister showed up at my door with a camera.

My friend called me at 3 a. m. to 'watch the milk flow.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They live for milk. If you're nursing, they'll chase you down like you owe them money. And they're not afraid to get messy.

My coworker took a selfie with my leaking breast during lunch.

My friend's ex came to my house and asked if my kid was 'dripping.'

My neighbor yelled at me through the window about my 'milk fountain.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They'll do anything to see you nurse. They're like a kid who's stuck on sugar and won't let you sleep.

My boss asked me to nurse in front of the whole office.

My friend's kid came to my house just to 'see the milk.'

My neighbor started a petition to make me nurse in the park.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

They're like a crazy person who thinks your milk is the key to happiness. They'll bother you until you're ready to scream.

My coworker called me during my lunch break to ask if my kid was leaking.

My friend's boyfriend showed up at my door with a camera.

My neighbor started a group chat just to talk about my nursing.

by Slangipedia 11d ago