lacubrious

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A total slouch who’d rather lay around and eat pizza than do anything else. Basically a human couch.

"I’m gonna be lacubrious today," he said, then fell asleep on the couch.

My brother is so lacubrious, he’d rather watch cat videos than go to work.

She said she’d be lacubrious, but then she texted me 10 times about her ex.

Someone who’s chill, but also a bit of a pain in the ass when you’re trying to do something fun.

He was lacubrious at first, then he started arguing about the game rules.

My friend said she’d be lacubrious, but then she turned my party into a karaoke battle.

He was supposed to be chill, but he ruined the vibe by texting me 20 times about his dog.

A person who’s too lazy to even make an effort, but still expects things to go their way.

He said he’d be lacubrious, then he got mad when the pizza was cold.

My sister was lacubrious, so she stayed in bed until 3 PM and then cried about it.

He was too lacubrious to even answer his phone, but he still expected me to call him back.