Lactus Perpetua

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The art of being completely messed up and never fixing it

My pizza arrived with extra cheese and no sauce. I ate it anyway. #LactusPerpetua

He failed the test and still showed up wearing a cape. #LactusPerpetua

She broke her phone and used it as a paperweight. #LactusPerpetua

When you're so bad at life, you're good at being bad at life

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and then laughed. #LactusPerpetua

He missed his train and took a bus to the wrong city. #LactusPerpetua

She cried in front of her crush and then kissed him. #LactusPerpetua

The state of never being right, but also never caring

I got a D on my math test and said it was a B. #LactusPerpetua

He left the room during the meeting and didn't come back. #LactusPerpetua

She wore socks with sandals and no one said anything. #LactusPerpetua

When you're so lazy, you're actually working hard at being lazy

I stayed in bed all day and called it a workout. #LactusPerpetua

He took three hours to text back one word. #LactusPerpetua

She ate cereal for dinner and called it a meal plan. #LactusPerpetua

The habit of making everything worse and never noticing

I added ketchup to my soup and didn't even taste it. #LactusPerpetua

He broke the table and then sat on it. #LactusPerpetua

She painted her hair green and said it was a fashion statement. #LactusPerpetua