lactoting

I was lactoting in the grocery store and the guy in front of me yelled, 'You’re making me hungry!'

At the mall, I lactoted past a group of teenagers who started chanting, 'Boobie walk! Boobie walk!'

During a meeting, I lactoted and my boss said, 'This is either inspiring or horrifying.'

I lactoted through the park and a kid asked, 'Can I have a bite?' I said, 'Only if you pay rent.'

I was lactoting in the airport and the flight attendant said, 'We’re upgrading you to first class.'

I lactoted past my ex and he said, 'Still feeding that baby? Still not feeding me?'

I was lactoting at the gas station and the guy behind me said, 'You’re giving me a complex.'

I lactoted through the office and my coworkers started a petition to let me lactote every day.

I lactoted during a Zoom call and my boss said, 'You’re either very dedicated or very distracted.'

I was lactoting in the mall and a kid said, 'You’re like a snack bar!' I said, 'And you’re like a free snack.'

I lactoted through the grocery store and the cashier said, 'You’re giving me a discount on my sanity.'

I lactoted in the park and a dog tried to bite my boob. I said, 'That’s not a snack, that’s a warning.'

I was lactoting in the office and my coworker said, 'You’re either a legend or a distraction.'

I lactoted through the airport and the flight attendant said, 'You’re upgrading the whole flight.'

I lactoted in the gym and the guy on the treadmill said, 'That’s not cardio, that’s a power move.'

I was lactoting in the grocery store and a kid said, 'That’s the best show ever!'

I lactoted through the mall and a group of teens started a TikTok dance to my lactoting.

I lactoted in the park and a guy said, 'You’re giving me a free workout.'