Lactospicy

My cousin drank chocolate milk and now he's screaming in the bathroom.

I tried to eat a cheeseburger and my pants were on fire.

My dog drank from the milk carton and now he's doing the wave.

I had a yogurt and my stomach started crying.

My sister got lactose intolerance and it was like watching her die.

I drank a milkshake and it felt like I swallowed a brick.

My friend ate a whole pizza and now he's running from the room.

I had a grilled cheese sandwich and I felt like I was burning alive.

My mom got lactose intolerance and now she can't eat anything.