lactosious

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When a snack or drink looks or tastes like it was made by a milkman who also has a PhD in cheese and is high on cream.

I drank that coffee and it tasted like a milkman’s dream come true.

That cake? It was basically a cheese factory in a plate.

This smoothie was so lactosious, I thought I was eating a cloud made of milk.

A food or drink that is so full of milk stuff, it makes you want to scream, cry, and then eat it all at once.

That yogurt? It was like being hugged by a milk river.

This milkshake was so good, it made me forget my own name.

I tried that cereal, and now I’m lactosious for life.

When something has so much milk in it, it’s like the milkman took a bath in it and then gave it to you.

This milkshake was so lactosious, I thought I was in a milk bath.

That soup? It had so much milk, it was like a milk river exploded in my mouth.

I had that ice cream, and now I’m a walking milk factory.

A food or drink that is so milk-filled, it could make a cow jealous and a baby cry.

That milkshake made me feel like I was being fed by a cow’s best friend.

I had that ice cream, and now I’m so full of milk, I could float.

That cereal was so lactosious, it made my dog drool like a milk river.

When a snack or drink is so milk-heavy, it could make a cheese wheel blush and a milk carton proud.

I had that drink, and it was like being drenched in milk and cheese.

That cake was so lactosious, I think it was made by a milk carton and a cheese wheel.

This smoothie was so good, it made my milk carton do a backflip.